Tom Toles for March 16, 2002
Transcript:
Uncle Sam: Yes, we've been talking about loosening our restrictions on using nuclear weapons. New, smaller nukes could be quite effective. Maybe we'll use them. Maybe we won't. The important thing is to make our enemies wonder. Are you wondering? Man: Yes. Uncle Sam: Good! Man: But I'm an American Citizen. Uncle Sam: It's just a plan to use them. We have no plans to use them.