Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 29, 2022

If you believe homosexuality is a choice then answer this question: What are the advantages of being a homosexual?

(For any lifestyle choice, there has to be some advantage. Even becoming a drug addict has its advantage in that at least for awhile you’ll feel really good.)

Looking back a decade later, “homophobes are gay” comes off as a tone-deaf punchline, and is not supported by any actual statistics. And it lives on among liberals who want to get in a little freebie bigotry against people they don’t like (like Lindsey Graham) even if there’s no actual evidence they’re gay (like Donald Trump).

My gender fluid needs a refill.

You ever noticed the more “Family Values” oriented, the more they pound the Bible, and literally scream how “homosexuality is a sin” the MORE they seem to be into these so-called “perversions”? The three M’s Meth, Motels and Male hookers seem to be the norm with them when they are finally exposed for the hypocrites they really are. I said it once, it bears repeating: “There is NOTHING MORE DANGEROUS than a self-hating Gay”

Hope these guys don’t live in Florida. Actually, I hope no one lives in Florida.

Suddenly, everyone seems to be bored with tolerance.

I am sure that Deffy tried every which way to prove he could have been gay but chose not to be. ;p

After the RNC had their election convention there was a spate of tweets from gay hookers saying that business had picked up while they were in town. Now I know this couldn’t be true. Ted Haggard or Pastor Ted headed his New Life Church in Colorado Springs, Colorado, Ted Haggard was outed by prostitute, and professional masseur, Mike Jones in November 2006 for paying him to engage in sex with him for three years. Haggard had supported Colorado Amendment 43, which bans same-sex marriage in the state. Haggard once said he’s not a homosexual, he’s just a ‘heterosexual with issues.’ OH! The HUMANITIES!

Tank McNamara is wearing a purple sweatshirt in today’s strip. Should his girlfriend rethink the wedding plans?

A great catechism on the absurd “lifestyle choice” trope.

I guess some “choice” is involved in whether or not to actually perform sexual acts with another male-like person.

I wonder what Lindsey thinks of this cartoon?

This reminds me of “The Ambiguously Gay Duo” from SNL that debuted in 1996.

Another Republican in deep denial. Reality has never been something they could handle.

Rodney seems more like a Richard.