Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 05, 2021

I’m holding out for God-Tasmanian Devil

Don’t fool with mother nature…

God-Orangutan is also the champion of certain librarians.

Ok, I NEED a comic book about a superhero who ONLY targets rich d-bags who legally earn billions by destroying the earth cuz capitalism sucks. No, not Captain Planet!

God-Cow is in India.

God-Damn-Cow lives next door to me.

God-Dog spelled backwards is God-Dog (or at least goD-doG).

Whenever you do a fake throw with a ball or a stick, you incur the wrath of God-Dog.

What about God-God-Man: The omnipotent superhero for deity?

God Squirrel. We need God Squirrel!

I think an orangutan deity is one I might actually be interested in. The Old Person of the Forest seems like an intelligent, compassionate supreme being.

That panel of GOD-ORANGUTAN breaking a stick doesn’t impress like GOD-MAN breaking a chain, unless you are an orangutan.

It’s a god-eat-god world.

Whatever else you may think of them, no Tasmanian Devil ever called me an ass. So that inclines me to give them the benefit of the doubt. From a discreet distance, of course.

Awwww….. but they’re cute.

What about God Dog? He must be so Confused.

God Cat, though, isn’t.

God-Beaver, goddammit.

More like Egyptian gods, man.