Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 06, 2021

The rocket has a nice shape!

And such an appropriate name too

No one in the Republican Party Of Trump will have the slightest idea what this cartoon is about.

They will continue to fight like hell to keep billionaires from having to pay any income tax whatsoever. They’re on a never-ending quest to increase wealth inequality in hopes of achieving a Russian style oligarchy.

Phallic rocket? Thanks, Ruben… now all I can think about is them damn lyrics from the Kiss song, “Rocket Ride”!

Oh by all means, Google them!

Forgot the oversized cowboy hat.

O.K., Reuben, You got me on “The Phallic Inadequacy Compensator!!!” SHEER GENIUS!!!!

Maybe that is what G.M. Should call the E.V. version of the Hummer… or what Kalashnikov should call the AK-47…

“Generations to come!” lol

Anyway, when Jif Bezos did his interview on the experience of going into space and described it as “very pleasurable”, I vomited for 2 minutes. Anyone else?

I’m thinking asteroid/moon mining operations. There has to be a profit motive in there somewhere down the line.

Elysium next.

I understand that NASA is planning for another moon landing, they have a large warehouse picked out and are presently trucking in large amounts of sand and moon looking rocks from the desert. I think the black paint has been delivered.

Shoulda called it the “Phallic Reality Inadequacy Compensator”, or P.R.I.C…

Definitely not ‘the end’.

Skyrocketing all the way up to the height of a couple of marathons (stacked vertically) doesn’t really impress me. And the “private companies are doing it this time!” doesn’t impress me, either. After all, it was always private companies contracted by NASA way back when!

52 years ago I got to see Armstrong & Aldrin walk on the moon.

A couple of weeks ago I got to see the guy who killed bookstores ride to the edge of space in a d**k.

Meanwhile, Luck Ducky has had to move into his Yugo and to stock up on Ramen noodles because of the pay cut at Houndco. At least the Yugo has not been repo’d. Yet.

The GQP “No Billionaire Left Behind” policy.