Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 22, 2020

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    Dr. Quatermass  about 2 years ago

    And yet Donny Boy continues to make COVID-19 the Powerball in this Lottery.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Pretty dark…………and right on the money.

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    sevaar777  about 2 years ago

    At least in the Shirley Jackson version only one had to die horribly.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I assume the protestors profess to be Pro Life Christians. The fact that they want to spread a horrible disease because of haircuts and use guns to emphasize their ire is quite the opposite of what they say they believe. They say the fetus needs to be protected, shouldn’t the 95,000 dead have had the same right???

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    Vet Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Quick someone tell Jared Knucklehead so he can fly in emergency Hydroblahblahblah at a nominal fee to save them all!!!

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    ART Thompson Premium Member about 2 years ago

    ‘Lottery in June, corn be heavy soon’ in the original. Great job, Ruben.

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    mattro65  about 2 years ago

    That’s the American Way. Give me the money!

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    willie_mctell  about 2 years ago

    The Population Bomb fizzles.

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    Zontar from Venus  about 2 years ago

    With this lottery everyone is a loser.

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    RabbitDad  about 2 years ago

    May the odds be ever in your favor.

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    davidkoeth Premium Member about 2 years ago

    …”and then they were upon her…”

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    Godfreydaniel  about 2 years ago

    “We’ll be coughing up blood

    In all the old familiar places"…..

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    jpozenel  about 2 years ago

    So was grandma the winner or the loser?

    (Reminds me a bit of the draft lottery.)

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    eddi_tbh  about 2 years ago

    Sick joke dude. Shirley Jackson’s lawyers on lines 1 through 5.

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    Zesty  about 2 years ago

    Thanks, Google! As monopolies go, I might not ever love you quite the way I loved Ma Bell, but I do enjoy our time together.

    Fiction June 26, 1948 Issue

    The Lottery • By Shirley Jackson

    https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1948/06/26/the-lottery

    Tearful farewell to Ma Bell • Art Buchwald, 1983

    “I never told anyone this before, but you were the only monopoly I ever loved.”

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