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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 10, 2018
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Packratjohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Man, that fellow is busy! What with the creating, and the destroying, and the genocide…. how DOES he find time to answer prayers? On the other hand, how can we mere animals deign to impose on him? (or her…. almost forgot) Why would we think that a prayer would mean anything to such a creature? Why would we think that our prayer means any more than any other? And why would a football team pray to win a game? Would that carry as much weight as a prayer to save a dying child? Guess it depends on how much you like football…. Thus endeth the rant.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
So, when I prayed for that million dollars and I didn’t get it, it was because…oh, never mind.
Daniel Jacobson almost 5 years ago
And, why would an “Infinite Being” have to plant a fossil in the dirt, when “He” would have been around when the animal died, and just left it to be covered up and fossilized for 380 million years?
aerilim almost 5 years ago
We’re all doomed!!!!
Broacher almost 5 years ago
So that’s what happens to all those ‘thoughts and prayers’ our leaders offer to everyone (in lieu of actual action or change).
(And I’m wondering if God-Man’s algorithms include a ‘mattress tag removed’ field?)
Kip W almost 5 years ago
Sorry, Gran. Louis let you down.
Donaldo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
So that’s how it works
Rev Phnk Ey almost 5 years ago
You want God-Man to respond you got to part ways with much cash to a lobbyist on his “A” list.
comixbomix almost 5 years ago
“How deep”…? Well, we know that ‘the bottom left drawer’ is not deep enough…
Godfreydaniel almost 5 years ago
Does God-man hear the prayers of a booted-out and then re-instated Chaplain of the House of Representatives?
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
Mess them up by putting it in igneous or metamorphic rock. Fossils in granite, obsidian, or quartz crystal would confuse everything.
jpozenel almost 5 years ago
My God-man is a wise God-man.
And quite the prankster!
bilbrlsn almost 5 years ago
My god-man is the one true godman therefore your god-man is not.
vicktorr over 2 years ago
But … he is only keeping them for the interesting articles on how to install his quadraphonic system … and technology … and politics and stuff! Cross my heart.