He also cannot make a square triangle because the question is self contradictory and therefore nonsense. There is no such thing as a square triangle by definition nor a task omnipotence cannot do. “Nothing is impossible for God.” Poorly paraphrased from Frank Sheed.
A sad young man came back from university and spoke to his Rabbi.“Rabbi, i am despondent… my studies in logic have show me that i can disprove the existence of G-d.”
“That’s worrisome indeed, young man. Tell me, can your logic disprove the existence of anything at all?”
“Yes, Rabbi.”
“Can you prove to me that you have no nose?”
“Yes, Rabbi.”
“Proceed, then.”
But before the young man could begin, the Rabbi reached out and punched him in the nose.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 6 years ago
Sophomore level – can ‘god’ create a thing so heavy that ‘god’ can’t lift it?
MichaelDoyle2 about 6 years ago
He also cannot make a square triangle because the question is self contradictory and therefore nonsense. There is no such thing as a square triangle by definition nor a task omnipotence cannot do. “Nothing is impossible for God.” Poorly paraphrased from Frank Sheed.
Masterskrain Premium Member about 6 years ago
God said; “I refuse to prove that I exist, because proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing!”
“But,” says man, “the Babel Fish is a dead giveaway! It could NOT have evolved purely by chance ! It proves you exist, so therefore, you don’t!”
And God says “Oh dear, I hadn’t thought of that….” and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
PoodleGroomer about 6 years ago
One is not an absolute in real life. 1+1 = between 1.7 and 3.1 depending on the size of your ones.
StackableContainers about 6 years ago
So “The End” in the last panel…is literally “the end”?
gigagrouch about 6 years ago
A sad young man came back from university and spoke to his Rabbi.“Rabbi, i am despondent… my studies in logic have show me that i can disprove the existence of G-d.”
“That’s worrisome indeed, young man. Tell me, can your logic disprove the existence of anything at all?”
“Yes, Rabbi.”
“Can you prove to me that you have no nose?”
“Yes, Rabbi.”
“Proceed, then.”
But before the young man could begin, the Rabbi reached out and punched him in the nose.
“WHAT HURTS?”
Strob Premium Member about 6 years ago
Better switch my major to Latin.