Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 27, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I don’t care which room you go into, just WASH YOUR HANDS AFTERWARDS.

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    King_Shark  about 6 years ago

    An American friend of mine is transgender. Owing to funds shortage she had to leave college recently. She said that the liberals who were so eager to take her side over bathrooms and such were nowhere to be seen when it came to doing something that actually was of importance to her.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I read an article where a guy at Walmart took his kids to the men’s room cause they had to GO! One was his daughter. Naturally some AH conservative started beating him up. His kids hid in the stall! The wrong people are being called deranged!

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    carlosrivers  about 6 years ago

    excuse me, i’m father smith, and i’d be happy to take your handsome boy into the bathroom…really, really happy!awww! go right ahead, father! little billy, do what the nice man tells you; he’s a man of god, so, everything’s great!

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    disinterest  about 6 years ago

    Next, the states passing bathroom laws will ensure the safety of children by ensuring that they are only counseled privately by the clergy who corresponds with their birth gender.

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    Will.Rubin  about 6 years ago

    I had a transgender friend who had to do something important. Where were all the Obama Bathroom Liberals then. Yup, that’s what I thought.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  about 6 years ago

    Sorry, but one does not have a “birth gender”. One has a birth sex. Sex & gender are not interchangable words. Sex is a biological status determined by the presence or absence of a Y chromosome, and there are (barring mutation) 2 options. Gender is a set of behaviors, and the options are endless.

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    alexzabala  about 6 years ago

    One day I wake up and feel like woman. I can now use the women’s restroom. But what if I wake up another day and feel like a man? Can I go back to the men’s restroom?

    What if I wake up and don’t feel like a man or woman? Can you create a special bathroom for me?

    What are the qualifications to enter a restroom contrary to the sex I was born with?

    Must I dress like the opposite sex or…do I just have to say I feel opposite? Can I have a beard or is that against the transgender law?

    What about dressing rooms? Why are you limiting me to restrooms? Hello???

    What about hospital rooms?? Why can’t I room with a patient that is not the same sex as me? Why not????

    Here is a solution: remove all MEN and WOMAN signs…tadahh! Problem solved!!!

    Now you don’t have to ponder the above questions.

    Can anyone tell me WHY they even made those signs in the first place?? Silly silly rules.

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    alexzabala  about 6 years ago

    Our natural born virtues are being assaulted by things that go against nature.

    In real life I’m not really so angry. it’s called irony and humor. With a funny twist on things we can see how silly this whole thing really is.

    The illogical idea of allowing men to go into woman’s restrooms violated everything that makes us decent humans. What is next? Allowing men in dressing rooms? Hospital rooms…the list goes on and on.

    The comics (and the media) are portraying those who understand dignity, decency and propriety as being on the ‘wrong side’.

    For many centuries, in civilized societies, women have always been afforded their dignity. To break down these social barriers for the sake of a few transgenders is to break down a wall that has always protected us from violating social mores.

    But people, in general, are losing their social mores.

    Transgenders who are TRULY transgenders ARE NOT GOING into restrooms to sexually exploit women. I GET IT.

    They need help! Not access to restrooms.

    The funny thing is that I completely understand why this is happening.

    This homosexual agenda is a small part of what is going around the world. Wars, world pollution, failed governments, social unrest, crushing poverty. It was written thousands a years ago by sages greater than us.

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    alexzabala  about 6 years ago

    Hey Mr. Ruben: Then why are 11 states suing the government? Because their God-given consciences are telling them this is just wrong.

    Some transgenders have severe emotional problems, they need help. The government should allocate funds to allow them to get HELP.

    When you open the bathrooms to the opposite sex (especially men going into women’s bathrooms) you allow women to let their guard down. Then the REAL predators enter.

    Not all transgenders are predators. I get it.

    Have a nice day!!!

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    jpozenel  about 6 years ago

    This is exactly why I always carry my birth certificate with me.

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    alexzabala  about 6 years ago

    Question: Why do we have signs (MEN/WOMEN) on bathrooms, dressing rooms and other places to separate genders?

    Answer: To protect women.

    In the past: A man walks into a women’s restroom, the conversation goes like this:

    Woman: “Excuse me, but this is the women’s restroom.”Man: “Oh, I’m sorry…” (he walks out).

    If he doesn’t walk out she has a right to scream, or call the manager. In other words…she’s protected by the sign that says: WOMEN.

    Present Day: A man walks into a women’s restroom, the conversation goes like this:Woman: “Excuse me, but this is the women’s restroom.”Man: “I’m transgender.”

    But how can the women tell he isn’t a heterosexual predator? She can’t scream, she can’t call the manager…she is denied her protection.

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    3pibgorn9  about 6 years ago

    How many women have ever been assaulted by transgenders? Zero. How many by heterosexual men in women’s clothes?

    Genuine transgenders have been using bathrooms without notice. And how many places have unisex bathrooms? Any problems there?

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    alexzabala  about 6 years ago

    Nobody can answer my question…why the signs?

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    Eclectic-1 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    The science is in:Holding people hostage to the practiced make-believe of others is what terrorism is about. If I don’t have a right to privacy in the bathroom, then neither does a woman have a right to privacy as in Roe v Wade, which is acknowledged to be bad case law. Consider the comments of a male who recently had himself mutilated to simulate a female: after the mutilation, he claimed to now be able to express feelings he had long wanted to be open with. This is not a gender issue but is in reality a permission isse. Any lifestyle which is an expression of an hypnotic identity is a soul a risk.Reference: Trances people live by S. WolinskiPS: how many of you understand St. Paul was a phony?

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    gammaguy  about 6 years ago

    Maybe I haven’t been paying close enough attention, but has any “side” of this argument addressed (or even acknowledged the existence of) those individuals born with chromosomal abnormalities… e.g., the XXY “woman” I knew many years ago?

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    alexzabala  about 6 years ago

    But I have to admit…the comic was funny.

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    alexzabala  about 6 years ago

    gammaguy: Yes I believe that some people are born gay…or feeling the opposite sex they were born in. I get it! But…if we grant permission to every single person who claims genetic difference than what they are where do we stop? Where do we delineate the border?

    Must ALL differences be accommodated?? There will be millions of changes made to our buildings for perceived or real disorders.

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    dgmiller  about 6 years ago

    Reminds me of the story of a big Texan just off a flight into Frankfort, who rushes up to the desk and asks, “Where is the restroom?” “Over there, sir.” “What?!!! That says Herrn! I’m looking for Hissn!!”

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    pgomes  about 6 years ago

    I can’t wait for Trump. This comic will have four years of whining to mine then… not that it will ever occur to them that they got Trump because they pushed middle America too hard and too fast.

    Not that I care overmuch. Bolling comes across like Ted Ralls, someone who uses the veil of progressiveness to veil the fact he has contempt for the bulk of humanity that doesn’t share his interests or isn’t much like him.

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    alexzabala  about 6 years ago

    DISENTERST: So… a man cutting his penis off is normal to you? Yikes….

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    alexzabala  about 6 years ago

    Hey Randy B: Is having sex with minors normal?? No, not in this country…but it’s okay in the Middle East…

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    alexzabala  about 6 years ago

    It’s not just in ‘my head’ Randy. Millions of people including 11 States already are repulsed by it.

    “Resistance is futile to the homosexual agenda, prepare to be assimilated”.

    Nope…not me…this is just the beginning prepare for Transgenders now wanting access to dressing rooms…where is the line drawn?

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