Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 21, 2015

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What Pie should I buy? by Dr. Suess The heirs of the late Dr. SUess found an unused manuscript he had written around 1960. After some light editing and aded artwork, we created 2015's best - selling book, What pet goat should I get? Wel,, Dr. Suess's family just found THIS manuscript he wrote , stuffed in a 1962 issue of TV guide. And of course we knew Dr. Suess obviously intended this to be the basis for ANOTHER best seller... What pie should I buy? And yet... And Yet... I can't tell what she meant! whole milk or skim? Maybe two percent? To aile nimber three! Fast as a Ferk - Finkular! We must get the prunes or I won't be regular! Myheart sordid, No lines, no mess, I realized my cart had ten items or less. And Of course, no lost manuscript publication can be complete without a radical re imaging of a beloved character. "You may have thought U was a fair minded litigation fish who will defend a black man accused of rape in a small Mississippi town in the 1930s. But Im really a segregationist! Put it on your shopping list the christmas!