Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 24, 2015
The great meritocracy race! with the future of america at stake, this contest decides who will lead our economy to prosperity! kendrick lil lucky ducky Hollingsworth hound sez- For this work, we have to keep it fair! no government interference! On your mark.. Wait! Pendrick has to put on his new running shoes! I can't afford those.... well.... No interference! we must keep it fair! On your mark... wait! Im going to pay for a new starting line for little kendrick! If you don't have the cash that tough! whats more fair than the free market? on your wait! I hired a sprinter to carry kendrick! Okay... Hello? Listen I have to go to McDonalds. Ah, you need a snack?! you lack the stamina and focus to succeed. Oh, im not hungry-- My shift starts in five minutes. And so...the winner of the meritocracy rave, Pendrick! Put me down you clod! Im getting winded! OO, I'll bet his wages are propped up by the minimum wage gotcha? the end.
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