Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 19, 2014
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Top Secret Files of Dick Cheney in Dimension Dronguu, By The Seventh Ring of Ringdorn... Man: Must tell...the master... PANT PANT Dick: What is it? Can't you see I'm FEEDING?! Man: Vice President! On the earthly plane, humans have issued a torture report! Man: Welcome back, O Dark One! Dick: Assuming my material form is so tiresome. Dick: Those fools! I had a legal memo saying this isn't severe enough to be torture! Prisoner: B-but many DIED during the "interrogations"! GLUB Dick: People die all the time! Could've been scarlet fever! Prisoner: Many subjected to your tactics were INNOCENT! You have no problem with that? Dick: NONE! How DARE you question our methods?! Our administration kept America SAFE! Prisoner: Not from 9/11. Dick: YOU IMPUDENT DOG!! NO ONE MAY EVER MENTION THAT!! Prisoner: URK Dick: Ah, went a bit far with that one. Yoo, write a memo saying it was legal. Man: Yes, your excellency! Dick: Now it was legal! Dick: And I'm ready. See you on "Meet The Press", Chuck. I trust you'll ask after my health. Chuck: Yes, Vice President. NEXT: CHENEY USES TIME AND DIMENSION SHIFTING TO SHOW HOW TORTURE YIELDED ACTIONABLE INTELLIGENCE THAT WAS GAINED BEFORE THE TORTURE TOOK PLACE!
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