Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 22, 2014
Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Vintage 2009 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Lucky Ducky The Poor Little Duck Who's Rich In Luck in "Adventure In Finance" Hound: Of COURSE you can afford this mortgage! The first month's payment is $1.98! Lucky Ducky: Okay, I'll sign! Lucky Ducky: What happens after the first month? ZIP Hound: GOTTA GO! Hound: Put this mortgage in an asset-backed security! Aide: It's now rated AAA! Woman: Here's your fee! Hound: Now use THAT security in a C.D.O.! Man #1: Here's your fee! Hound: Now write a C.D.S. on the C.D.O.! Man #2: I'm betting it will default! Man #1: I'll TAKE that bet! Hound: I'LL take it and put it in ANOTHER instrument! Man #2: It's rated AAA! Woman: Here's your fee! Lucky Ducky: Um... Hound: You wanna buy a C.S.O.D.? It's AAA! Man: Here's your fee! Lucky Ducky: Excuse me. I can't make my mortgage payment. AUUGGH Lucky Ducky: I can still get my spot under the bridge for the night. Need a place to stay? Hound: LUCKY DUCKY!
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