Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 15, 2013
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Hey, NFL Kids! 88 GUS FERNANDEZ Tight End OFFENSIVE STEREOTYPES OF NATIVE AMERICAN PEOPLES STATS Ch. CONV Assault 5 0 Manslgtr. 2 0 Murder 1 0 Poss. Firearm 27 0 DUI 118 0 Gus is known for his generosity to friends who go to jail for crimes committed in his presence. GUS FERNANDEZ Offensive Stereotypes of Native American Peoples Tight End 64 BULL LUZEOWICZ Defensive End NOBLE SAVAGES STATS Who are you to ask about stats, you weak-kneed panty-waisted NERD? I'll kill you and hunt down your family and kill them and then defecate in the skull of your baby! jk, lol. Now, PAY FOR MY DINNER, WORM! Bull set a record in 2011 for most anger per rage incident. BULL LUZEOWICZ Noble Savages - Def. End Get Your... 73 JIMMY WITTINSON Tackle GOOD INJUNS STATS Please, if you read this, help me. Contact my parents or law enforcement. Oh, lord, they're coming...Okay, I'll use Morse code to blink my location in my next post-game interview. Please, someone HELP ME! Jimmy led the league in unexplained injuries and vacations paid for but not attended. ROOKIE Jimmy WITTINSON GOOD INJUNS - OFF. TACKLE 29 DIZZ WASHINGTON Running Back DEAD INJUNS STATS CONCUSSIONS 2007 9 2008 11 2009 17 2010 21 2011 I don't remember 2012 What's a...!? LIFE apple juice good Dizz says his favorite memory of the '09 playoffs is 'pretty colors' NFL TRADING CARDS!!
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