Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 02, 2012
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling REPUBLICAN RAPID RESPONSE SQUAD!! ROLL CALL Steve King Roger Rivard Todd Akin Richard Mourdock and...The Chief The Chief: Squad, there's a rape about to occur in sector 143A9J! Richard: Right, Chief! Men, to your statiosn! The Chief: Akin, give me a status report! Todd: Chief, Legitometer puts this one at 5.6! King -- Risk of pregnancy! Steve: Personal familiarosity filter puts it at zero! Again. Richard: Hmm...inconclusive. The Chief: Rivard -- Ease of Rape Report! Roger: Easy, Chief! RAPES HARD RAPES SO EASY The Chief: Okay, men! Roll out! You haven't a moment to lose! Richard: Let's do some good! Steve: There's the scene of the incident! I pray we're not too late! Richard: ACTIVATE MINIATURIZATION! Roger: We're shrinking down to a cellular size! Richard: And we're inside the rape "vessel"! Todd: We made it in time! Steve: Zygote is secure and protected, Chief! Richard: God's will assured! The Chief: Good work, men! Another successful mission!! The End NEXT: The identity of the mysterious chief - REVEALED! Paul Ryan: Hey, who turned on the light? CLICK Maid: Oh, sorry! I didn't know you were here, Congressman Ryan. I thought you were with Governor Romney!
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