Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 28, 2011
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Lucky Ducky The Poor Little Duck Who's Rich In Luck in "This Means War!" HOUNDSVILLE BILLIONAIRE CLUB Hound: Gentlemen, the lower classes have gotten too uppity! It's time to hit 'em and hit 'em HARD! The Enemy Hound: This is nothing less than an all-out fight for all of Houndsville! BATTLE THE RICH THE POOR Hound: First: air strike! Lobbying from above -- pour money in, and buy every politician! Hound: Now, into the fray! C'mon, men! Lower the tax rates for the super-wealthy! Hound: Attack the regulatory regime -- WE make more money, and RISKS shift to EVERYONE ELSE! Hound: Cut social services off from funding! Let them shrivel and die! CHARGE! Hound: Men, we're WINNING! Wealth inequality is approaching third-world levels! Hound: Every social safety net is under assault and teetering on obliteration! Hound: EEP! OCCUPY HOUNDSVILLE Man #1: Th-that's CLASS WARFARE! Man #2: MAN DOWN! Hound: My feelings are hurt! LUCKY DUCKY: GOTCHA! MAN #3: Have you no shame? The End
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Rich people are evil. Very sophisticated commentary.