Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 04, 2011
February 25, 2011
March 11, 2011
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Hollywood Tales Charlie Sheen in "Rhymes With 'Winning'" Charlie: What?! My hit sitcom "Two and A Half Men" has been discontinued?! Charlie: What will I do with my talents now? CRASH Woman: HELP! Charlie: What's wrong? Woman: Charlie Sheen! My puppy was run over by a car! Charlie: I've got some extra time, so I'll heal it with, I don't know...my MIND?! Dog: WOOF! Charlie: Winning! Woman: Thank you, Charlie Sheen! Charlie: Uh-oh! More trouble! Man: HELP! Criminal #1: Give us your money! Criminal #2: Oh, no! It's Charlie Sheen! Charlie: That's right, trolls! Fire-breathing fists!! Criminal: AUGHH! Charlie: Hmm...maybe I can use my spare time helping out there! UNREST IN LIBYA Welcome to LIBYA Charlie: Deploying ordnance to the ground! Winning! Charlie: Ah, Lenny Dykstra and my ninja army of assassin porn actresses. Lenny: We'll take it from here, Charlie! And, back in L.A.... Charlie: OH, NO! Ugly wives and ugly children! HOLLYWOOD Charlie: Here, I'll turn your tin cans into GOLD so that you can buy a plasma TV and watch ME in "Major League"! ZAP RING Voice: Charlie Sheen! We want you back at "Two and a Half Men"! Charlie: Finally! I can use my tiger-blood powers FULLY! CBS Charlie: "You are wimpier than a..." LINE! Chaim: "Wet noodle!" Charlie: Thanks, Chaim. Winning! The End
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MisngNOLA almost 10 years ago
Charlie Sheen is WAY more entertaining than any of the so-called “reality” shows on TV.
yumitori almost 10 years ago
I want a ninja army of assassin porn actresses, too!
isaac32767 almost 10 years ago
He goes around beating up women, but hey, at least he’s colorful.
Ushindi Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I don’t even care if they’re not really assassins!
jpozenel almost 10 years ago
He’s quite a guy. Just ask him!
drtom01 almost 10 years ago
The lesson that railroads should take from this is to always sell tickets to train wrecks. Nothing people like more than watching a train wreck.
hugh_jainus almost 10 years ago
Hmmm. I wonder if ol’ Charlie is a Democrat or a Republican? I wonder if he voted for Obama? Is he a liberal or a conservative? Hmmmm. I’m stumped. Anyone help me out here?
This oughta help:
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2009/09/charlie-sheen-d.html