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Aug 20, 2010
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
The continuing adventures of...
BAD FETUSES*
This week - 
"ODIOUS in the UTERUS"
*Formerly, "Bad Feti"
Fetus: You can't stop our prenatal plots!
In an abandoned gynecology center in the Dominican Republic, the three evil fetuses use sonograms to scheme against America! 
Fetus #1: Okay, do you understand your missions? 
Fetus #2: ¡Si, claro! 
Fetus #3: Allah willing!
Fetus: Bad Mexican Fetus: report!
Bad Mexican Fetus: Si. I enter the U.S., get born and thus become a U.S. citizen!
¡ARRIBA, ARRIBA! 
Fetus: That's right! It's guaranteed under the 14th amendment! 
Silly Americans...
We strike them where they're weakest: their constitution! 
Fetus: Bad Muslim Fetus? 
Bad Muslim Fetus: I also enter the U.S. to be born. Then, as a U.S. citizen, I can wreak all kinds of havoc...
...even open a community center!
Fetus: ...which the fools must allow under their 1st amendment! Ha! We'll use ALL their amendments against them! 
BAM
What's that?!
Agent #1: F.BI.! FREEZE!
POW
ARGH!
Agent #2: It'll be the DEATH PENALTY for you!
Fetus: Ha! Not a chance! It'll never stick! 
Agent #1: Why not? 
Fetus: Giving us the death penalty would be...state-funded abortion! 
Agent #2: He's right! Once again, defeated by our own lofty principles! 
Next: Bad Gay Fetus demands the right to marry! 
Bad Gay Fetus: That's right! I CHOSE to be gay IN UTERO!
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