Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 08, 2008

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Science Facts For the Judgmental The worst animal is the spectacled bear. It's ridiculous how dumb and boring they are. Seriously. I Am My Own Harshest Critic Man: ...so I said, "Not with that attitude!" Man: A meandering, self-serving anecdote, delivered without nuance. No stars, a big thumbs down. Our Funny Depression Man: Hey, this is good shoe leather! Boy: Pass the salt? Woman: We can't afford SALT! Man: Now finish up, or no wallpaper glue for dessert! Hilarious Only To Six-Year-Olds Man #1: Sir, did you know you're wearing underpants on your head? Man #2: Yes, fartface. And that isn't lemonade. It's pee-pee. Bob Costas vs. Mannix Boy: It's Bob Costas vs. Mannix! Boy #2: Wha...? How can...HUH?! Boy: I have no idea. Comics For People Who Have Fallen Off A Cliff Baby: Well, we'll be quick -- we know you have very little time. Doug: Yes, unless the cliff you're falling from is taller than 500 feet, you have less than 5.6 seconds to read this. Baby: And our research indicates hat 99.8% of cliffs are 500 feet or less. Doug: Right-o. Baby: SO! Given your circumstances, here's a joke we think you'll appreciate. Baby: AHEM My uncle loves pancakes... Doug: Um...never mind.