Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 12, 2008

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Giuseppe Franco's Particle Accelerator Hair Treatment System Giuseppe: Guys, stop denying that your thinning hair looks bad! Use my particle accelerator JUST ONCE, and you'll be on the road to thicker, fuller hair, RIGHT NOW! Guiseppe Franco, Beverly Hills Salon Owner, and Theoretical Physicist I built a particle accelerator in my Beverly Hills hair salon. This machine will create an alternative universe in which you have a full head of hair! When my Hollywood friend Gary Busey visits me from the alternative universe I created for him and his hair, he grins manically and squeezes my small frame. - Forget daily regimens! - Forget gloppy potions! - Forget relatively heavy ion colliders! - Who has time for that nonsense?! Surrealistic landscape of an alternative universe YOU could be inhabiting...with a full head of hair! Hey! I'm Giuseppe Franco! I'm not putting my name on the line for something that's going to accidentally create a black hole that will swallow the Earth!