Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 04, 2004

Transcript:

The Fabulous-es Wife: Can't you learn to be happy in today's America? Husband: Look, we're different -- special! Why can't we be allowed to be ourselves? Wife: You know the government won't permit it! We've got to conform! Husband: It's easy for you to blend in. You're just an atheist... But I've got to live... A lie! How you holding up, pal? Dude: Hey, man! Keep it down! Husband: What, you think people can't tell you're black?! Dude: Hey. I'm undercover too! You think I like listening to Toby Keith? OoP: Eek! Come quick! Our baby..! Husband: Oh no! we were praying he'd be normal! Good lord! Wife: Yes! He's an... intellectual! Dude: Close the shades!