Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 14, 2004

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Hollywood Tales Tom Cruise in "What a Day for a Walk!" Tom: Oh boy! Today's the day Meryl Streep invited me over to play "Uno." Uh-oh! Here comes Charlie Sheen! OoP: That's funny! I thought I saw Tom Cruise here! Tom: Close call! I still owe him that Chipmunk's Christmas C.D. I borrowed last year! Yikes! Now it's Kate Hudson! She's been after my secret english muffin pizza recipe! Lucky she didn't recognize me in this disguise! Gosh-a-roony! It's Will Smith! I threw up in his antique trunk at his last party! Will: Parents just don't understand. Tom: Ayiyi! Here comes Ellen Degeneres! I shaved her cat in her show's green room! Now Playing -- Tom Cruise in Collateral Tom: Whew! I finally made it to Meryl Streep's house! Oh, noooo! Others: Surpise! Happy half-birthday, Tom!