Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 09, 2003
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling George W. Bush: The Bush administration will not allow those promoting a "gay agenda" to subvert the institution of marriage -- to change its TRADITIONAL definition: An exhange of property arranged by the parents of strangers! That's why we introduced the DEFENSE OF TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE ACT George W. Bush: THIS is how marriage started centuries ago...and THIS is how we're keepin' it! 2.01. The Parents shall arrange for the Bride, so younger than 12 years of age, to become the possession of the Groom, with a Dowry of no less than three livestock animals. Michelle: Hi. I'm Michelle. Pleased to marry you. 2.02. Marriage by abduction is legally proscribed, although if the Groom later pays a Bride-Price, it will be recognized. Man: Do you accept PayPal? 2.03. Among Nobility, Marraiges may be arranged between Reigning Families for the purpose of reinforcing geo-political alliances. Dick Cheney: Here ya go, Prince! She's a keeper! Prince: Thank you, Vice President Cheney! Daughter: Uh, Dad...
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