Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 21, 2003
God-Man The Superhero with Omnipotent Powers! This week Real Estate of the Righteous God-Man's young supporters are at it again! Guy 1: We're the only real God-Man outfit! Guy 2: Yer nuts! God-Man knows we're his biggest fans! Suddenly! God-Man: For once and for all, I stand for peace! I demand that you stop fighting! DO you understand?! Guy 3: Y-Yes! Guy 4: We'll stop fighting over whose club is better! And in a flash, God-Man disappears! Guy 5: A powerful message of peace from God-Man! Guy 6: And he gave it from this very spot! Guy 7:...Which is now the most holy place for the God-Man fan club! Guy 8: Sez you! It's ours! Guy 9: Yeah, scram! You're standing on the most sacred spot in all God-Man booster societydom! Guy 10: It's go time! Guy 11: Look! A cigarette butt! He must've dropped it! Guy 12: Auggh! It's rightfully ours! Give it over! For more fighting, tune in every week! Same god-time! Same god-channel!
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