Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 12, 2002

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Low Self-Esteem TEEN Magazine Nov. $3.95 POLL RESULTS: Yes! They're Laughing at You! And you deserve it! QUIZ: Just How Weird Is Your Family? p. 233 FASHION TIPS page 47 How to blend into your school's hallway coloring 200 tips on how to keep your weirdness secret! -Keep quiet -Avoid contact -Never enter the school bathroom -More! SCIENCE CORNER p.126 YOU are the only person ever born who is TOTALLY DIFFERENT from everyone else! How to turn your room into a den of self-pity page 98 OUR EXPERTS TELL YOU WHY YOU'RE DOOMED TO A LIFE OF FAILURE! p. 188 SEX ADVICE Is it really like the magazines you found in the woods? page 140 CHECKLIST Keep track of which of your body parts are freakishly big, and which are freakishly small