Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 22, 2002

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Flashback Episode Comix Woman: That reminds me of last summer... FLASHBACK Woman: Catch anything? Man: A cold! Woman: Yeah, that was funny! Man: Yeah! Overweight People Falling Down Man: OOF Man: UGH Man: AWF Classix Comix Not a substitute for reading the text or for classroom discussion of the text. the first one-and-a-half pages of ULYSSES Mulligan: Come up, Kinch. Mulligan: What absurd names we have! Kinch: Tell me, Mulligan... End That's it. No one ever makes it any farther than this. Willie Wealthy Charity Baseball Game Boy: This event will raise thousands for the poor! Boy: But, Willie, you'd help more if you donated your gold batting helmet! Willie: Ha-ha! $$$ No way! Science Facts For The Immature Today: We Explore URANUS! The rings of Uranus consist of rocky, carbonaceous material! Which explains your discomfort while sitting! Two-Hours-After-The-Punchline Cartoons "Sigh." "Cough. Cough." "Boom!"