Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 16, 2002

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The new sequel to Mel Brooks's smash hit "The Producers"! Now playing across America: The ENERGY TRADERS Ken Lay as the Enron executive who realizes he could make more money by heading up a MONEY-LOSING company! Artie Andersen as the Accountant whose "creativity" the Executive NEEDS in order to pull off the scheme! Furthering the scheme in Little-Old_Lady-Land "Buy more stock! Enron's growth has never been more certain!" Cashing out with skilling "Don't be stupid, be a smarty: invest in an offshore limited partnership!" Epilogue: In the big house "That's right -- we've 'financialized' the cigarette-trading market! How many shares do you want to buy?"