Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 10, 2002
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Why Johnny Joins The Taliban Terrorist: Hey, kid! That's a pretty good jumper you got there. Johnny: Thanks, mysterious stranger. Terrorist: Say, how would you like to come to Pakistan and join a fanatical Islamic militant organization? SOUTH PARK Johnny: Gosh, I don't know! Let me think about it! That night... Johnny: Mom, what are our beliefs? Mother: Well, I'm a ditzy LIBERAL who believes in social freedoms and religious relativism! Johnny: Hmm...that sounds like an implicit endorsement of RADICAL ISLAMIC FUNDAMENTALISM! Johnny: Okay, mysterious stranger, I'm IN! Man: A sad story, but surprisingly COMMON. Man: Did you know that each decade, out of the fifty million children of American liberals, appx. ONE joins the Jihad? Man: Please! Instill in your children CONSERVATIVE values of dogmatic religious conviction and intolerant social beliefs. Or YOUR child may become one of the one children who join...THE TALIBAN!!
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