Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 23, 2002
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Billy Dare Boy Adventurer with Quentin Axis of Evil Chapter 1: Enter...Evil! Billy Dare: Golly! A top-secret meeting with the President of the United States! President: Billy, we need you to stop the Axis of Evil! Billy Dare: Yessir! Billy Dare: Now, there must be a Secret Headquarters, but WHERE?! Maybe I'll just try calling! Telephone: You have reached the Axis of Evil. For North Korea, press 1. For Iraq, press 2. For Iran, press 3... Billy Dare: This will take forever! Billy Dare: Well, if I were evil, I'd have a hideout on an island like this! Billy Dare: Jackpot! A secret door! Billy Dare: Let's see what we find... Axis of Evil TM Not just evil anymore Man #1: Man, I spent all morning installing spikes in the compression room! Man #2: Yeah, but it'll be so evil when it's done! Billy Dare: EVIL! Interviewer: So, what qualifications do you have? Billy Dare: Great Scott! They're recruiting! Interviewee: Well, I ran over a cat once... Interviewer: Hmm...that's not PARTICULARLY evil, is it? Billy Dare: Holy Smokes! This place is pure evil! I'd better call the President! Voice: Not so fast, Billy Dare! NEXT: EVIL, EVIL, EVIL! Evil shark tanks! Evil snake pits! Evil pretzel nuggets!
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