Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 23, 2000
In a lawless and divided nation, five supreme court justices roam the land, meting out their brand of tough justice! Here is the continuing story of their leader-- Judge Scalia Scalia: The restraining columns of the courthouse can no longer contain my two-fisted justice! Phone: Judge Scalia! Report of a registered Republican in trouble at a Starbucks, ten miles north on 21. Scalia: I'm on it, Judge Thomas! What's going on here? Rep 1: Judge Scalia! Rep 2: Why are you getting involved in this? Scalia: I'm making it my business, punk! Rep 1: We both want the only brownie left here! Scalia: You can eat it while I decide, sir. Rep 2: Now, I got here first, but... Scalia: I don't want facts! They could cloud the legitimacy of my judgement! I rule in favor of this gentleman -- the one who just finished eating the brownie. My job here is done! Rep 1: Thank you, Judge Scalia -- for saving us from anarchy! Next: New Frontiers of Justice!
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