Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 27, 1998

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honoring bill clinton. like princess diana's untimely death, our president william jefferson clinton's tragic impeachment weighs heavily on the hearts and minds of all caring individuals. what better way to show our support for this great man than by purchasing knickknacks and placing them decoratively in our homes? $125.00 bill and hillary 4-ever bill and hillary commemorative plate no couple should have to go through what these two lovebirds have endured. from the tearful night of confession to the defiant hand-holding, this plate honors their love. bill commemorative figurine we all love bill: his style, his charm, his sensitivity. not many people know that he also has worked hard for several causes close to his heart, like school uniforms and nafta. elton john very special compact disc elton sings for bill $16.99 and it seems to me you presidency is a candle in the wind. you're taking all the heartbreak, but it's the GOP who sinned. beanie baby impeachment set tommy's a whip who hates to lose. and constitutionally, he's easy to confuse. the standard is 'high, but tommy's much meaner. he'll settle for any crime or misdemeanor! set of 10 $400.00 ty lovingly crafted beanie baby dolls for all the players in the clinton saga, including cute poems! desert fox bill toy legitimate military action or wag-the-dog scenario? we'll never know, but we'll always look at it through the prism of our bill's story.