Have either of them actually said anything remotely similar? Or did Tom Stiglich just run out of talking points?
Do you REALLY want to compare petulant and demeaning quotes?
This is the first and probably the only time I have found a Stiglich toon amusing. Hell hath frozen over.
Calling those 2 cantankerous is mild when compared to Trump who constantly lies, constantly claims anything that doesn’t agree with his way of thinking is fake news, and bitches about how fairly he is being treated along with a hugely over-inflated ego!
Elderly puppet, Cantankerous opionion -- sounds a lot like Trump to me.
Hmm … the two candidates that poll ahead of the resident.
That Sanders is a scary one….he’s like a nutty madman
Hey, Tom. How about trying this puppet on for size?
“I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it.”
I did try and f*ck her. She was married."
“And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, “I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.” I took her out furniture—I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look."
“I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the p*ssy. You can do anything.”
- Donald Trump
This is, of course, as compared to the current Puppet of the United States. More of a marionette, really, with the strings being manipulated from Moscow, Pyongnang, Beijing, and Riyadh.
Meanwhile, Trump is the one with his hand up miss Piggy.
We have Labor Sec. Acosta still in his seat and Stiglich is lambasting 2 of the 20 Democratic candidates a full YEAR ahead of the Democrat Party Convention and nearly a year and a half ahead of the damn election.
But yeah, let’s make Statler and Wahldorf jokes. A joke where Stiglich uses an out of context Biden quote from something like 12 years ago. And no, Bernie doesn’t do warm and cuddly. But I don’t want a warm and cuddly president anyway.
But I don’t want an idiot, like we have now, either. So, when it comes down to it, I’d vote for the gosh darn MUPPETS before I voted for Donald Trump.
Compared to DJT? Ya got to be kidding?
Waldorf and Statler! Loved the old Muppet Show.
Put Trump up there with them, they are all elderly. Birth years of 1946, 1942 and 1941 covers the field. Less than a five year spread between them (counting actual birthdates).
A commie symbol on Bernie, but its the Trumpublicans who love Russian money.
Too bad that the two loveable curmudgeons. Statler & Waldorf, were ‘dragged’ into this political mess!
Why did you leave off the Orange Man? His latest: “The kidney has a special place in the heart. It is an incredible thing”. Come on Tommy you can do better.
Bernie belongs in the Senate. I liked him better than HRC and think he’d have won the election if the DNC (and some other Democratic committees) had let him onto the ticket. But I like Warren better, now that she’s running. Smilin’ Joe is just one out of touch gaffe after another in this campaign, as far as I’ve noticed.
Stiglich’s job, of course, is to do his best to make them look bad to liberals, in the hope that we won’t go to the polls if either is on the ticket. I don’t know why he’s not bad-mouthing Warren, Harris, et. al. Maybe because he cannot imagine how a woman could possibly be elected, since he doesn’t even think of them as quite as human as men.
October 14, 2017