TOBY by Corey Pandolph for May 15, 2019
Guy: Hey! You're Toby! You're the city Robot Satan from the news! Guy: He everybody! It's him! It's the Robot Satan! Crowd: Do you eat tin foil and motor oil? Have you seen my orange cat? Say something evil robot! Take my wife's soul, so I can get a picture? Toby: Minions! End this pointless interrogation and prepare yourselves for eternal deep-fried damnation!