TOBY by Corey Pandolph for April 15, 2019
Toby: Send in the next human whining entitlement factory! Girl: Hey there, hot stuff! Girl: Can you help me fixie-wixie my little iPhone? I can't seem to see all my sexy-wexy self-portraits... Toby: Judging by your horrendous grasp of something as simple as the English language, repairing your unit would be a futile endeavor.