TOBY by Corey Pandolph for January 21, 2013
Toby: Honey, I have returned to our mutual residence! Toby: The soulless co-worker at my mindless place of employment has stated that you and I are partners... Toby: To which I retorted, The ruler of damned has no partner! Toby: He then referred me to a major motion picture entitled 'The South Park Movie'. Morris: I'll play the movie, but you have to sit at least 50 feet away from me.