TOBY by Corey Pandolph for July 28, 2009
Toby: Welcome to the land of the living jaded, Morris Gumboot! Morris: morning, Toby... Toby: Enjoy a cup of the brewed morning elixir! Morris: Thanks! Morris: Hey! Is this real coffee? No motor oil, mercury or spiders? Toby: Correct! However, this luxury does not come without an evil price! Toby: Your Visa number will be required, or I release the hidden toxin!