TOBY by Corey Pandolph for July 23, 2009
Toby: Send in the next brain-washed consumer! Guy: Hi. I'm interested in the newest iPhone... Guy: It's a surprise. For my wife's birthday. Toby: Perhaps a better gift would be your spontaneous growth of a spine! Guy: I bet a new scarf will be just as nice... Toby: I can actually view your lack of vertabrae from this angle!