TOBY by Corey Pandolph for April 16, 2009
Toby: Minions! Come gather and behold the greatest of confectionery wonders! Toby: The black and white cookie! Toby: Perfect in symmetry, its construction remains a complex dessert mystery! Guy: I dip a round cookies in black frosting, then I dip it in white frosting. Toby: join mighty Lucifer's minions this instant, human brainiac freak!