TOBY by Corey Pandolph for April 15, 2009
TV: We've hidden three cats in a dog lover's home! Next, on "a slight inconvenience!" TV: Watch your debt disappear without paying a cent! Simply mail your children to... TV: Do you find yourself jumping rope all hours of the night? Toby: What's on the tube, tonight, Toby? Toby: How humans have remained a viable species this long boggles my logic board.