TOBY by Corey Pandolph for April 03, 2009
Toby: This telephphonic device has reached the end of its life cycle. Toby: Judging from your list of contacts, it lived a boring and slightly jaded existence. Toby: I will see to it that its final resting place is as equally anticlimactic! Toby: You are welcome to prepare a short eulogy! Many of us have not napped yet today!