TOBY by Corey Pandolph for March 25, 2009
TV: We interrupt "Gordon Ramsay cooks his Goose" for this breaking news... TV: City Hall has been overtaken by an unknown madman... his demands appear to be... cryptic... Toby: Soft shelled humans of this dingy city! Mail all your unused adhesive and vinyl products to mighty Lucifer! Morris: Don't wait up... Melinda: I never do. TV: Failure to comply will result in loss of all things gooey!