TOBY by Corey Pandolph for March 03, 2009
Guy: Hello? Is anyone here? Toby: You may commence with the spewing of your petty material desires! Guy: Finally... Guy: My wife is interested in switching form a PC to a Mac. What testimonial literature do you have that will prove it a good decision? Toby: Your tediously annoying miserly ways will be a perfect fit for the accounting division of my army of darkness! Toby: Pack your gratuity calculator and report to evil minion training!