TOBY by Corey Pandolph for February 10, 2009
Toby: What is your petty issues with this trivial piece of technology? Guy: I can't access any of my photos. Toby: Mighty Lucifer will solve this issue in less than 16 seconds! Guy: Groovy! Toby: I have located the static documentation of your sad and gloomy existence! Guy: Well, in my own defense, I'm wearing pants in these.