TOBY by Corey Pandolph for January 28, 2009
Toby: Send in the next peasant from my evil kingdom of wit! Guy: Uh, hi... I'm having trouble with the Internet on my iPod. Toby: Judging by your musical playlist, you should not be allowed the ease of cyberspace! Guy: Okay, give it back. Toby: Negative! Lucifer's assistance requires you to grow a spice and take all character assassination in stride!