TOBY by Corey Pandolph for January 05, 2009
Toby: Ah... Evil Shiba Inus! You please my tickle matrix! Guy: You got another letter, toby... Guy: You probably shouldn't be getting mail here, just so you know... Toby: Attention minions! Prepare to organize a city-wide brew ha ha! I. Lucifer, may already be a winner!