TOBY by Corey Pandolph for September 11, 2008
Toby: What will become of your material crap when you expire, Morris Gumboot? Morris: Well, I hope I'll have children to leave my possessions to... Morris: If not, I guess you'll end up with a lot of my things. Toby: Dibs on the proton particle reversal ray! Morris: I miss my electric toothbrush.