TOBY by Corey Pandolph for July 16, 2008
Toby: I have spent one 12 hour period adding to my comedic triumph. Morris: Pulled an all-nighter, huh? Morris: So, what's with this comedy thing? No more soul claiming for Satan? Toby: Unlike your singular talent as a local drink mixer, I have an endless multitude of talents! Morris: Oh, nice. Thanks, jerk! Toby: Note: The exclamation of brutal truths in regards to others' life choices triggers a favorable reaction from audience.