TOBY by Corey Pandolph for May 20, 2008
Dr: So what's the big emergency, Morris? Morris: I received a letter that my father passed away... Dr: I'm sorry to hear that. Were you two close? Morris: No. I wasn't aware that he was still alive. Dr: Let me guess... He left when you were young and your mother told you he was dead, or some such thing. Morris: Just so you know, your "consoling through sarcasm" program blows.