TOBY by Corey Pandolph for May 07, 2008
Toby: Morris Gumboot! I have returned to our dwelling! Toby: How was your day, dear? Morris: Fine... And don't ever call me dear again. Toby: Shall I assume you did not prepare a meal in anticipation of my arrival? Morris: Actually, there's leftover pizza in the fridge. Toby: Excellent! I'll open a bottle of wine and we can speak of the specifics of our days, until the bovines return to the slaughter house. Morris: I wonder if Felix got this creeped out with Oscar.