TOBY by Corey Pandolph for April 14, 2008
Toby: The letter 's' does not appear to be effective in identifying me as Satan. Morris: People think you're Superman. Morris: He's the guy from another planet, who has Super powers... Only Kryptonite can stop him. Toby: The Lord of Darkness is not affected by kryptonite! Morris: Well, it's not really an actual... Toby: People of Earth! I am the invincible superdemon, Lucifer! Kryptonite cannot harm me! Bow before my giant letter "S" and fear my red polyester cape! Morris: I'm gonna need a bigger bottle of Xanax.