TOBY by Corey Pandolph for March 13, 2008
Melinda: So, you have a robot for a roommate? Morris: Yes. Melinda: ... Who believes he's the devil incarnate? Morris: Yes. Toby: It is time to consume flavored water filtered through dried and ground caffeinated beans! Melinda: Should I be frightened? Morris: Yes. Toby: you may commence with the cliched and tedious tale of your first verbal encounter!